YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: *A very distraught Karkat Vantas shows up at your door step, carrying an overnight bag* I NEED A PLACE TO STAY.
▼: WoW hEy! ) WhAt ArE yOu DoInG hErE, bRo?
▼: WhAt'S wRoNg WiTh YoUr HiVe?
▲: IT GOT BLOWN UP.
▲: AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHO TO TURN TO RIGHT NOW.
▲: WE'RE MOIRAILS OR SOMTHING, RIGHT? YOU HAVE TO HAVE A FUCKING GUEST BED AT LEAST.
▼: WoAh! ThAt SoUnDs MoThErFuCkIn' CrAzY uNfOrTuNaTe, BrO!
▼: Of CoUrSe I'Ll LeT yOu StAy!
▼: YoU'rE aLwAyS wElCoMe HeRe!
▼: HoNk! )
▼: *sidles over to allow you inside*
▲: *Is very careful to make sure he shoves Gamzee as he walks in anyway, then makes a beeline for his block*
▲: I GUESS.
▲: WHERE CAN I PUT MY SHIT?
▼: *rubs at the point of the blow distractedly*
▼: UhH... i DuNnO. wHeRe EvEr YoU wAnT, mAn. )
▲: *Drops his bag on the floor with no real precision or purpose, then collapses into the nearest chair.* SORRY, GAMZEE, THIS IS JUST...
▲: WAY TOO MUCH SHIT HAS HAPPENED LATELY. GET OVER HERE.
▼: *closes his door and strolls up to where Karkat is sitting*
▼: HeY, bRo. WhAt'S uP?
▼: *looks at him questioningly and gives his shoulder a friendly pat*
▲: *Grabs the Capricorn's arm and pulls him into the chair on top of him*
▼: *starts mildy, but it soon slips into his usual lidded facade*
▼: YoU mUsT bE rEaLlY fLuStErEd ThEn, BrO.
▼: *moves his hand up to calmingly run fingers through Karkat's hair*
▼: YoU'rE kInDa QuIeT.
▲: ((Sorry, my dog threw up. I had to deal with that))
▼: (haha wow ew. that's okay though )
▲: *Hangs his head and tries to appreciate the other trolls carresses, but ultimately fails, remaining tense* I JUST..
▲: GAMZEE, I HATE EVERYONE, AND I HATE THIS, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE ALONE.
▲: ALONE AND THANKS TO CAPTOR MINUS ONE FUCKING HIVE.
▼: SoLlUx DiD tHaT sHiT?
▼: WoW, bRo. DoN't WoRrY tHoUgH. yOu CaN bUiLd AnOtHeR oNe.
▼: *lazily grins in reassurance*
▲: HE SENT ANOTHER VIRUS AND THE CONSTUCTION DRONES ARE ALREADY WORKING ON IT.
▲: BUT, IT'S GOING TO BE A FEW DAYS AND I JUST WANT TO LAY LOW UNTIL THEN, OKAY? CAN YOU NOT TELL ANYONE I'M HERE?
▲: THE LAST FUCKING THING I NEED RIGHT NOW IS CAPTOR EITHER APOLOGIZING OR CALLING ME AN IDIOT FOR RUNNING THE FILE.
▼: No PrOb, BrO. yOu CaN bE aS fUcKiNg NiNjA hErE aS yOu MoThErFuCkIn WaNt.
▼: *ruffles his hair with both hands this time*
▲: *Flips out and throws Gamzee's hands off of him then resumes his quiet stance. After a moment passes Karkat collapses and drops his head on Gamzee's shoulder, bringing him into a half-hearted hug*
▼: *stays quiet and gently wraps his arms around Karkat*
▲: IT'S HARD, GAMZEE. IT'S HARD AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS.
▲: CAN I.
▲: SLEEP WITH YOU, TONIGHT.
▲: IS THAT WEIRD.
▼: WhY eLsE wOuLd YoU aSk To SpEnD tHe NiGhT aT mY hOuSe, BrO? *raises a brow in light confusion*
▲: POINT TAKEN.
▲: *He tries to stand up and get Gamzee off him all dramatic like, but the other troll is too heavy and he ends up just struggling and feeling like an idiot beneath him*
▼: *laughs lightly* YoU cOuLd JuSt AsK iF yOu WaNtEd Up, BrO. *backs off him*
▼: YoU wAnT sOmE dElIcIoUs MoThErFuCkIn' FaYgO wHiLe I'm Up?
▲: BLUH, NO. THAT SUGARY SHIT IS GONNA ROT YOU OUT, MAN. IT CAN'T BE HEALTHY.
▼: *frowns slightly* NaH, mAn. ThAt ShItS aLmOsT aS rEfReShInG aS a SoPoR pIe, BrO.
▼: *shrugs and turns to walk over and grab one for himself* YoUr LoSs.
▼: *smirks before popping the top off and taking a long guzzle*
▲: *Stands and walks behind Gamzee, looking curious.* SO...
▲: WHAT'S IT LIKE?
▲: THE SLIME, NOT FAYGO. I KNOW WHAT FAYGO IS LIKE.
▼: *gives Karkat a glance that's almost measuring as he swallows his mouthful*
▼: *grins wide*
▼: It'S lIkE mIrAcLeS sHoVeD tOgEtHeR iNtO a DeLiCiOuS bAtTeR aNd BaKeD uNdEr SoMe RiGhTeOuS sTaRdUsT. WhEn It MeLtS iN yOuR mOuTh, MaN, iT's SmOoThEr ThAn ThE sIcKeSt RhYmE.
▲: THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE PART OF THAT SENTENCE THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN
▲: *Hugs his moirial once more, this time from behind, and lowers his voice slightly*ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS IF IT FUCKING WORKS.
▼: *the smile on his face falters for a moment before sliding into something more sly* MoSt LuSuS' kEeP uS fRoM tHiS sHiT fOr A rEaSoN, mAn. YeAh, It FuCkInG wOrKs.
▲: *Rests his head on Gamzee's shoulder and breathes hot against his neck. This is easily the most relaxed Karkat has been in weeks and he wishes it could last forever, but that's a stupid thing to wish because he knows it can't*
▲: *After a minute or two, who knows, it's hard to keep track of time in these situations, Karkat releases the Capricorn, snatches the bottle of Faygo from his his hand, and starts to walk off* ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S DO THIS SHIT.
▼: HeY! *shouts before pouting slightly at the loss of his faygo* I ThOuGhT yOu DiDn'T lIkE tHaT sHiT.
▼: *follows after Karkat* ArE yOu SuRe, BrO? SuRe YoU wAnT tHiS?
▲: *Between gulps, not because he likes it but just cause it's kinda fun messing with his friend* I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, GAMZEE.
▲: I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT ANYMORE AND I'M READY TO TRY FUCKING ANYTHING. I MEAN, IT WORKS OUT WELL ENOUGH FOR YOU, DOESN'T IT?
▼: *snickers* YeAh, It DoEs. *ponders for a moment before turning, throwing back a quick look over at Karkat* LeMmE gO gRaB a FeW tHeN.
▼: *is gone for a few moments, but soon returns with a few of the gelatinous pastries stacked in each hand*
▲: *Takes one, being careful not to disturb the balance of the stack, and sniffs at it a bit before sticking in a finger*
▲: SO.... YOU JUST KINDA....
▲: *Licks the goo from his hand and winces at the flavor*
▼: HeHe. tAkE iT sLoW, bRo. *plops down in his vacant chair and sets one of the stacks to the side, sticking his own hand into the highest in his lap* DoN'T eAt It Up In OnE gO. It'S gOtTa HaVe TiMe To WoRk ItS mAgiC.
▼: *pulls a bit up by two of his fingers and slips it between his lips*
▲: GAMZEE, THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT, SERIOUSLY.
▲: *Takes another blob of it on his fingers and puts it in his mouth, more slowly and apprehensively* BETTER BE FUCKING WORTH IT...
▼: *just laughs and sits back, stretching out his legs more comfortably* LoOsEn Up, BrO.
▲: *Scoops up a handful and tosses it at Gamzee.* S-SHUT UP. I'M LOOSENING UP, OKAY? THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING THIS I'M JUST.
▲: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME AND I'M NERVOUS.
▲: AND IT TASTES LIKE SHIT.
▼: *snickers more* OkAy, BrO. *takes a few more bites of his own pie, watching the other troll as he awkwardly tries to do the same, obviously meaning what he said about not being used to the taste. It was a little tangy, and it was definitely an aquired taste, but Gamzee couldn't even remember the time before pies so it was more than a little amusing to watch his best friend suffer over it*
▲: *Moves to sit by the floor near his friend and retrieving a second pie (ignoring the fact the first one was only half gone), Karkat hugs Gamzee's leg* IF THIS STUFF MAKES ME SICK I'M THROWING UP ON YOU.
▲: JUST SO YOU KNOW.
▲: *Starting to manage bigger bites* FAIR WARNING.
▼: *laughs heavily* ThAt'S cOoL, bRo. *just smiles down at Karkat* i'Ve GoT oThEr ClOtHeS.
▲: *About two thirds of the way through the second pie, Karkat drops the pie tin and leans his head in Gamzee's lap* SHIT, DUDE, AM I A LIGHTWEIGHT OR ARE YOU JUST A FREAK?
▼: *chuckles and runs his free, clean hand through Karkat's hair* It'S oKaY, dUdE. NoThIn' To Be EmBaRrAsSeD oVeR. It'S sTrOnG mOtHeRfUcKiN' sHiT. *is already through with two and is working on his third, eyes more lidded than before, body more lax*
▲: *It takes a few minutes, but Karkat manages to claw and crawl his way into Gamzee's lap, not paying attention to his slimed hand and getting it pretty much everywhere* I LOVE YOU, MAN. LIKE, SO MUCH. HI.
▼: *swallows his last bite heavily, trying to stifle a snort, but failing* Oh, HeY, mAn. FeElInG tHoSe FuCkInG mIrAcLeS, yEt?
▲: *Grabbing Gamzee's horns to steady himself, Karkat leans down and kisses him on the forehead, smudging the makeup on his temple* FEELING SOMETHING, AT LEAST.
▼: *his breath subtly catches in his throat while he looks up at Karkat* YeAh? wHaT's ThAt? *slips another handful of pie into his own mouth, leisurely watching his friend*
▲: *Licks the corner's of his friend's mouth as a little dribbles out. Maybe he's just way too high, but Gamzee's makeup actually tastes better to him than the slime did* COME ON, GAMZEE, YOU'RE THE LOCAL EXPERT ON MIRACLES *Leaning in til he's talking right in his friends ear* GUESS.
▼: *lifts up his hand to rub his thumb over the light tint of red blooming in Karkat's cheek* ArE yOu FlUsHiNg FoR mE, bRo? *meets Karkat's eyes*
▲: *Quickly getting tired of wordplay, Karkat just drops a hand to Gamzee's crotch* SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
▼: *hisses lightly and runs a tongue over his lips* ThIs Is A nEw ReAcTiOn FrOm JuSt A fEw fUcKiN' pIeS. *states it plainly, but there's a lilt from amusement* NoT thAt I'm CoMpLaInInG. *smiles up at the other troll*
▲: *His movements are heavy and hindered, by both the drugs and a lack of experience, as Karkat begins grinding against his moirail. He has to use one hand to steady Gamzee's head against his for a kiss, leaving him only one hand to try and undo Gamzee's fly.*
▼: *grunts into the kiss and shoves his remaining pies to the side, the tins clanking loudly against each other. Both hands tangle in Karkat's hair, spreading more of the slime that's already getting everywhere as his body rolls slowly, but eagerly into his friend's touch*
▲: *Groans as the sense of needs grows faster than he can deal with it. He can't be bothered with zippers right now and moves both his hands around the other troll, under his shirt. everything is moving too fast but nothing is happening and Karkat can't make heads or tails of the situation as he tries to remove the bothersome piece of fabric, but can't because he is unwilling to break the kiss.
▼: *senses the near-mindless desperation of Karkat's movements and breaks the kiss for him, removing his shirt himself* SlOw DoWn, BrO. *laughs and guides the other troll's shirt up and off, pecking kisses on his lips between his actions* YoU'rE sPeNdInG tHe NiGhT. No MoThErFuCkInG rEaSoN tO rUsH tHiNgS.
▲: *Sinks lower and starts kissing his friend's bare chest* SHUT UP, GAMZEE, I NEED THIS. I. FUCKING. NEED. THIS.
▲: *He again begins working on the other troll's zipper, this time with both hands, but they're both shaking and the job isn't made that much easier* I NEED YOU...
▼: ShHhH, bRo. *places one hand on Karkat's head, petting between his horns. His other hand lowers to rest on top of the troll's two tremblings ones, steadying them while guiding his own zipper down* I'm HeRe. *one hand skates over one of the short, rounded horns as his head tilts, watching his moirail work*
▲: *Nearly goes catatonic with shock as he finally sees what he's been working for as he falls back to the floor, oh his knees. He grabs Gamzee with one hand and holds the ever so supportive hand with his other and looks up. As he stares into Gamzee's eyes an unfamiliar expression crosses his face. The usual scowl has completely broken, giving way to a smile, softer, happier, and more thankful than may have ever passes Karkat's face before*
▼: *Gamzee can't help the smile that crosses over his own lips, a heavy feeling rolling in his chest since he knows he's one of the few beings on this whole planet to even be graced with something like this. His fingers curl a little tighter in the short locks while he releases a slow breath, hips wiggling from the touch and proximity of his best friend's mouth to his bulge*
▲: ((I can't actually do this. Sorry. People usually freak out and leave by now, so, thanks for not doing that, but))
▲: ((I'm a bit uncomfortable A) pretending I know troll anatomy and B) getting this personal with a stranger))
▲: ((We cool?))
▼: (HAHA it's okay )
▼: (i was just rolling with it because I don't mind /shrug)
▲: ((I'm not afraid to admit I have y-gallery open in another tab. I got a little carried away...))
▼: (LOL i have a y!Gallery too haha. But really it's okay)
▲: ((Cool, so...))
▲: ((I'm just gonna go now, I guess))
▼: (hehe okay it was fun while it lasted)
▲: ((My dA is Squirtle802 if that means anything to you))
▲: ((Actually probably gonna put this log up))
▼: (hehe im skull-kid135j i'll make sure to friend you )
▼: (see ya around then)
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
Post-script: Then they totally fucked and Eridan died alone the end.