LITTLE KARKAT + 2ollux

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▲: HI! MY NAME IS KARKAT!

▼: uh.. hey kk.

▲: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

▼: .. are you drunk or 2omethiing?

▲: O_o NO!
▲: I WOULD NEVER!
▲: CRABDAD SAYS THAT'S BAD.

▼: oh 2hiit
▼: youre ju2t a liittle grub aren't you?

▲: NUH-UH!
▲: I JUST TURNED SIX SWEEPS OLD!

▼: 2eem2 a liittle two wriiggly for 2iix..
▼: you know lyiing ii2 bad two.

▲: ...
▲: PEOPLE USUALLY GO AWAY WHEN I TELL THEM I'M LITTLE...

▼: hehe.. iit'2 alriight ii'll hang around.
▼: 2o how many 2weep2 ii2 iit, kk?

▲: I'M THREE SWEEPS OLD!
▲: IT WAS JUST MY WRIGGLING DAY AND CRABDAD GOT ME A NEW HUSKTOP.

▼: ooh that'2 exciitiing. haviing fun wiith that?

▲: YEAH! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO OUT A LOT, SO I LIKE MEETING PEOPLE ON HERE.

▼: hehehehe.. you won't iin three 2weep2. or maybe even fiive.
▼: at fiive*

▲: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
▲: I ALWAYS LIKE MEETING NEW FRIENDS!

▼: ii'm from the future. ii'm you're friiend, later.

▲: NO WAY!
▲: YOU'RE THE SECOND PERSON TO SAY THAT.

▼: ye2 way.

▲: I THOUGHT THE OTHER GIRL WAS JUST PLAYING A PRANK.

▼: nope.

▲: HOW THOUGH?
▲: SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE FUTURE INSTEAD OF TALKING TO ME?

▼: there2 a bunch of weiird tiime 2hiit.
▼: hehe iit'2 2o weiird two 2ee you not 2weariing

▲: SWEARS ARE BAD.
▲: I'VE BEEN GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU SAYING BAD WORDS, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO OFFEND YOU.

▼: heheheh you're 2uch an adorable iinnocent liittle grub kk

▲: NO I'M NOT! DON'T CALL ME THAT!
▲: I'M VICIOUS!
▲: GRRRRR

▼: ..oh my god ii'm meltiing thii2 ii2 2o preciiou2.

▲: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?
▲: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY!

▼: no ii'm not.
▼: hehe kk ii wiill never thiink you're 2cary 2o don't try.
▼: iit'2 not you iit'2 me.

▲: BUT I NEED TO SCARE EVERYONE SO I CAN BE A SUBJUGGLATOR...

▼: 2hoot for the 2tar2 kiid but iit'2 iineviitable. you're no 2ubjugglator.

▲: I GOTTA BE OTHERWISE CRABDAD SAYS THEY'LL KILL ME!
▲: AND I DON'T WANTA BE CULLED.

▼: ..why would he 2ay that?

▲: I'M DIFFERENT...
▲: HE SAYS A LOT OF PEOPLE WON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE OF THAT.

▼: a lot of people look two you a2 the leader of our group, but ii've never heard of you beiing diifferent.
▼: or wantiing two be a 2ubjugglator for that matter.
▼: and ii gue22 you are kiind of diifferent, ju2t.. nothiing totally weiird

▲: WELL, YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE, RIGHT?
▲: SO YOU CAN'T HURT ME IF I TELL YOU MY SECRET?

▼: well no ii can't hurt you a2 a grub.
▼: but ii wouldn't hurt you anyway2

▲: OKAY, WELL...
▲: IT'S MY BLOOD.
▲: I'M BELOW THE ENTIRE HEMOSPECTRUM.

▼: ..ii2 that even po22iible?

▲: APPEARENTLY.

▼: ii mean what..

▲: IT...
▲: IT'S RED.

▼: weiird..
▼: ii feel liike ii 2hould fiind you iin my tiime.

▲: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T HURT ME!
▲: YOU CAN'T LET HIM KNOW YOU KNOW!

▼: why not?
▼: you're my be2t friiend kk.

▲: IT'S A SECRET.
▲: NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO KNOW.
▲: IF HE HASN'T TOLD YOU THEN YOU AREN'T APPOSED TO KNOW.

▼: ..kk ii can help you.
▼: you aren't goiing two be a 2ubjugglator 2o you have two hiide, riight?
▼: ii can help you wiith that.

▲: I CAN STILL BE A SUBJUGGLATOR...
▲: I JUST NEED TO WORK EXTRA HARD TO BE SCARY AND STRONG!

▼: kk.. iit ii2n't goiing two happen.
▼: ii'm 2orry.

▲: BUT CRABDAD WANTS ME TO BE ONE.
▲: I CAN'T LET CRABDAD DOWN...

▼: you really are a lot diifferent now.

▲: DID I GIVE UP ON IT?
▲: AM I REALLY JUST HIDING?

▼: yeah pretty much.

▲: IF YOU CAN HELP THEN, I GUESS...

▼: iit'2 not 2o much you quiit a2 iit ii2 you ju2t couldn't do iit.

▲: I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE FUTURE ME.

▼: ..what are you 2ayiing?

▲: FUTURE ME SOUNDS NOT GOOD.
▲: ACCORDIND TO ALL YOU PEOPLE HERE HE'S A COWARD AND HE SAYS BAD WORDS AND HE'S ALWAYS GRUMPY.

▼: he ii2. but that'2 what make2 hiim kk.

▲: IF I'M JUST GONNA BE HIM ANYWAY THEN WHY SHOULD I EVEN TRY?

▼: becau2e ii don't want two lo2e you.
▼: iit'2 really 2elfi2h but..
▼: ii don't know.

▲: WHATEVER.
▲: IF I'M GONNA END UP ME I'M JUST GONNA STOP BEING NICE AND SCARY
▲: THE FUTURE SUCKS.

▼: yeah..

▲: GRRR, I'M FUTURE KARKAT AND I'M GRUMPY.
▲: FUCK.

▼: ..je2u2 ii hope your lu2u2 ii2nt moniiteriing your 2hiit

▲: WHO CARES. CRABDAD DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
▲: I'M DONE LISTENING TO HIM. FUCK HIM.
▲: I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
▲: I'M JUST GONNA BE ALL GRUMPY AND MEAN  A COWARD CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS ANYWAY!

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